Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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