And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
no you cant smoke seaweed
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Randomize
