its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
they're like a gay fantastic four
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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