the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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