Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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