I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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