friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
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