: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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