if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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