worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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