Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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