so that wasnt chicken after all
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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