I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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