And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
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