I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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