That's intense
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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