You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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