So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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