No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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