ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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