Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I am mentally ready for anal.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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