Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Just invented taco cereal.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
The adults are the big ones right?
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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