i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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