He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
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