It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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