I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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