Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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