dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Randomize
