There is no way he is gay with that hair.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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