He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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