Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
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