is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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