Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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