Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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