if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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