Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
They have beer where we have blood.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
This toilet bowl is my home.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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