She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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