I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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