its not stalking. its research.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Randomize
