I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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