Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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