The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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