i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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