Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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