K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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