Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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