i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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