i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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