So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
Randomize