I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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