I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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