The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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