I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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