There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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