I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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