I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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